A man dies and goes to Hell. When he gets there he is greated by the devil. The devil says
"You have two choices you can either go in room one or room two."
The man looks in the first room and he sees people who are absolutly miserable. They all are standing and are hot and sweaty.
Then he looks in the second room, he sees a bunch of people sitting in poop. However they all have tea and biscuits.
The man takes no time to choose and he says to the devil "I will choose room two."
The man sits down and he starts drinking his tea and eating his biscuit.
And just as he is thinking this isn't too bad a demon comes in and says "ok everyone breaks over back on your heads!"