Am I really allowed to complain about how miserable I am? Well, as I’m typing this I’m missing Mother’s day with both my kid and my mom. That kinda sucks. My toilets are really gross. I lost my dog in the yard because the grass is so high. I was also made fun of the other day because my legs were so white, why are my legs white? Because they haven’t seen the sun yet!

My son has gone feral because I haven’t paid any attention to him in 5 months. He is now smoking and breaking into cars with the other Hampden urchins. <-I made that part up, but it could very well have happened. I have no idea what he’s been doing.